Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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