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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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