I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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