he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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