I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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