eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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