My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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