I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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