On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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