So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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