I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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