Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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