I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
