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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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