the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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