32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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