How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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