I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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