..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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