now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
