your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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