is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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