I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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