Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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