yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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