wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
