If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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