i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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