craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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