Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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