New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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