so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
That reminds me...we need to get swords
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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