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(201): View more from New Jersey

I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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(301): View more from Maryland

the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes

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(734): View more from Michigan

dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks

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(740): View more from Ohio

Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.

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(813): View more from Florida

She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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(224): View more from Illinois

there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?

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