I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm both gender and math confused
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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