So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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