I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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