your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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