how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The air was thick with penises
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All I want is dick and wine.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
