dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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