Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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