Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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