It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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