Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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