We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
