She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
