Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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