Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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