does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
