i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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