idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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