The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
