I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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