you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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