I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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