I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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