He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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