I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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