I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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