I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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