return my video game
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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