google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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